My mate stuck his head out of the train window whilst we stood inbetween carriages

It was on the way back and dark.

5 seconds after he did it, another train went flying past and he s**t his pants

I stood there with a copy of loaded and was reading a joke. I didn't realise the 4 page fold out section of the hollyoaks girls in lingerie had unfolded and draped down, Just as I realised this, four lasses walked through and I looked a cock, and my mates pissed themselves laughing

Posted By: pants, Aug 2, 10:52:30