Well they are

1) Lord Lucan. Worthy has been looking for someone in midfield who is less likely to disappear than Francis in recent games.

and 2) Me. Although I am 33, unfit and was crap at football even when I was a fit young lad, Worthy feels I could fill the Daryl Sutch role we've been missing for oh, so long. I know this because I overheard my agent talking to the cleaner who is my uncle's daughter's father's nephew's cleaner.

Posted By: Steve in Holland, Jun 20, 15:16:37