Or be romantic & put a notice in your local paper telling her of your unstinting love for

her, buy the paper & wrap it up & she will think what a load of old s**t & you will then point out the romantic notice. Mrs McKechnie will then think you are wonderful & stradlle you for 3-hours & you will be allowed to go up the pub with your mates.

Posted By: lovely old job, Jul 31, 16:05:19