Well I think anyone who buys "magic cheese" deserves everything they get, personally.

Hmmmmmm.

"Dear Nubilia of Norwich.

Upon my personage I have some "magic cheese" which will make you 1,374% more attractive, firm your hips, thighs and buttocks and enable you to play the viola to Grade Five standard.

To access this cheese requires NO MONEY WHATSOEVER!!! Simply suck gently but rhythmically on the Special Applicator, accessed from just behind the zip on my trousers (where I keep it for safety reasons). Be sure to swallow every last drop of cheese for maximum effect!"

Whaddyareckon - worth a try next time I go out in the Fine City?

Posted By: Partial Angler, Jul 29, 20:27:44