The labia-tines

Kate Moss is still happily shagging Pete Doherty (or, more likely, staring at his flaccid member as he lies slumped against the wall of the East End flat-cum-skip that he calls home).

Maybe she wants to instigate a Libertines reunion as she keeps trying to talk Carl Barat into 'releasing a new 7"' just for her *taps nose*, but he politely declines.

Kate, Kate, Kate... if you don't calm yourself down, within a year you'll end up sniffing glue with the drummer from Northside whilst the trombone player from FreakPower w**ks onto your hair.

Posted By: Arizona Bay, Jul 28, 13:06:43