what you f**kers need is a good kick up the arse and some obliqueness, so here you are:
SFX: Boot on wrath arses
What if, right, say you were walking down Jimmy Hill and you went past the West Ham minge house (although I don't think she lives there any more) quickly but with stealth and then a saturated Emma whistled up to you and rested her pedalo against the trunk of your body.
Would you confront her with a bark or just dance?
Posted By: malkybarkid, Jul 28, 12:57:03
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- 1is it a pedalo with a slide and big yellow wheels?
Posted By: Kings Lynn Canary, Jul 28, 13:44:28 - 3There was a dead mouse in my back garden this morning.
Posted By: Arizona Bay, Jul 28, 13:08:47 - 1I'd walk into going places, to get some brochures for the costa del sol
Posted By: pants, Jul 28, 13:01:14 - 1unfortunately you only have two answers to choose from, them's the rules
Posted By: malkybarkid, Jul 28, 13:00:43 - I'd ignore a nearby hedge
Posted By: Suggy, Jul 28, 12:59:26
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