Yes! It's ASK ELVIS!

Hello scum,

My agent has demanded that I waste some of my precious time talking to you plebs, as Nigel Worthington is thinking of resorting to me to resolve his apparent "striker crisis".

So, until I get bored, ask me whatever the f**k you want, and I'll answer if I can be bothered.

Elvis.

Posted By: Elvis Hammond, Jul 26, 12:37:39