I'm running a one-man campaign to have Andy Hughes thrown to the tigers...

...as pre-match entertainment or possibly at half time. Someone else speculated that the last bit to be eaten would be the hands, which would be spotted clapping wildly just before they headed south.

I have tried various means of effecting this, but the owners of that zoo place at Fleggburgh wouldn't lend me their tigers "even for just a short walk at weekends, then" which I found very short-sighted and rude.

Attempts to train up tiger cubs with pictures of Hughes smeared in Whiskas have failed as all they do is lick off the Whiskas then sit there looking cute.

Currently I'm looking at a tunnelling approach, going from the living room of Hughes' house to inside the cage at Fleggburgh. I'd need to build the midsection first, starting at Blofield and digging either way, then on one night open up the Hughes end then open up the tiger end and barricade myself safely while the tigers went past. I'd also need to leave a train of Kit-E-Kat to lure the tigers along the tunnel, though obviously not too much as I want them to arrive hungry.

Suggestions of alternative implementation options most welcome.

Posted By: Partial Angler, Jul 25, 16:44:17