FAO: Great big extended families that go on holiday together

What is it with you people? Don't you have enough of each other the other 50 weeks of the year, in your f**king low-rise housing-project Bermondsey slum? Fuck me, you've only been near me a few days and I'm f**ked off with the sight of you already.

"Chips? 'Ave you got f**kin' chips you c**t? I'm sat 'ere sweating my jacobs off in this heat, an' you're walkin' round wiv f**kin' chips? You c**t. 'Ere, Ma, this c**ts got chips. Gizza chip then."

Or, as overheard being yelled down a mobile phone:

"Yeah, mate. It's just like Spain. Only hotter, and wiv all blacks running everyfing. YEAH! HAHAHA!"

Posted By: Arizona Bay, Jul 25, 14:39:08