FAO: Americans Abroad

In order to turn the tide of opinion which would have us all believe that Americans are essentially loud and obnoxious when taken out of their own country, please try not to be loud and obnoxious when taken out of your own country.

This would include: not throwing a platinum-standard hissy fit when your cawfee arrives to the table not quite warm enough. Neither should you tell waiters that their country is full of s**t before walking out of their restaurant.

'Spose you should get credit for actually knowing that there is a rest-of-the-world, though.

Posted By: Arizona Bay, Jul 25, 14:38:43