Let's make this Official No Signings Tuesday and tell s**t jokes instead

Here's my contribution.

There are two nuns in a car driving down the road late at night when suddenly a vampire leaps onto the bonnet. The first nun says 'Show him your cross! show him your cross!'

The second nun leans out of the window and shouts 'Get off our f**king car!'

Posted By: Partial Angler, Jul 25, 12:01:51