The Wrongest Thing I Have Ever Heard.

In the course of my life, I have heard about many things that are somehow sick, disgusting, unpleasant, unsavoury, or just plain wrong.

However, last night, with my friends down the pub - who are all very intelligent people - I heard the wrongest thing I had ever, in all my lifetime of meeting people, getting to know them and (crucially, in this context) posting on Wrath of the Barclay, had the (mis)fortune to hear.

I was recounting a story about a f**king bats**t loonball I used to live with who once freely admitted that "I f**ked a loaf of bread", cutting a hole in it with a knife and lining it with margarine. Sam didn't seem too astonished and told me that,

"I heard about this one guy, through a friend, who once filled a pint glass with mince, then beat an egg into it, and f**ked that."

A pint glass - MADE OF GLASS - filled with RAW mince and RAW egg, into which he placed his hardened member and spaffed himself senseless, AND THEN TOLD HIS FRIENDS!!!! Jesus H. Christ in a f**king chicken basket, WHAT?

WHY would you do that? HOW would you come up with such a concoption? What would you do with the glass afterwards?

And WHY THE FUCK would you tell anyone?

Posted By: Ottosson Foxtrot, Jul 24, 21:07:01