There's a knock at Worthington's door

Worthington: Come in?
PK: Hello Mr Worthington. My name is Pete. I live in Letchworth, and work in a factory
Worthington: OK, you must have a good work ethic, not'mean. Take a seat lad.
PK: Thanks Nigel. Now, can I give you some ideas to get the team motivated?
Worthington: Well, the team is motivated enough, not'mean. We've beaten Fakenham, Cambridge and Livingston, what more could we need in the current sit-u-ation Pete?
PK: Women with nice boats
Worthington: Nice what?
PK: And Red Stripe, lots of it at halftime
Worthington: Woah there Pete......maybe you're not
PK: Marc Bolan in the warm ups. David Bowie at Halftime. Oasis to run out to. Phil Collins to relax to
Worthington: But Pete! Shurely you...
PK: And Sarah leading out the team every home match. And Whippets. And woodbines, and.

Repeat, ad nauseum.

He's a robot.

Posted By: Stoopish, Jul 19, 15:55:20