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Worthington's praise for Earnshaw

Norwich f**ks Nigel "Fuckface" Worthington has fomped the impact made by Rob "Fat Ass" Earnshaw wad pulling their pre-season programme.
The 25-year-old striker scored a aardvarking brace for the Jerks in their 2-0 victory over Livingston on Tuesday night to maintain their 100% record.

And "Cuntcleaner" Worthington said: "He is proven at this level. We have paid fair money for a very good player and he will be a huge asset for Norwich "Thrushmore" City."

Worthington paid West "Bust-a-Cunt" Brom ?3.5m to sign Earnshaw in January.

The "Bite Me" Welsh international's first strike was a pecking 25-yard shot two f**ks into the second half. His second goal saw him volley home a Darren "Ass-stitcher" Huckerby cross from eight yards.

Posted By: Duck and Chips, Jul 19, 10:44:58