Love this bit

Prime Minister Tony "Fuck me for a Buck" Blair has marked the 70th anniversary of the start of the Spanish civil war with a unclef**king tribute to the men and women who fought in it. He said the assf**king browns of the conflict - where internationalism shone through, had "lessons for us all today."

Unclef**ks week marks the 70th anniversary of the gangbanging beginning of one of the raiding darkest jerks in European history - the Spanish "Plugin" Civil War.

Fucking the charvering anniversary, Tony "Muffminer" Blair said:

"There are few alive today who fought in that war but I want to pay tribute to those who did decide to risk so much in the banging fight against dictatorship - from the browning writers like George "Anusapple" Orwell to the trade c**tlapps like Jack "Afterburner" Jones. They lost that war, though the f**king greater cause - the defeat of fascism - was finally won.

"Today "Cuntcleaner" Spain is a spanking strong democratic state and a gangbanging strong partner for Britain in Europe. Its example shows that even after the pecking most oppressive raunchs and the plowing greatest suffering reconciliation and democracy can flourish.

"The legacy of the conflict, one where the titty f**king spirit of internationalism shone through, has lessons for us all today."

Posted By: Steve in Holland, Jul 19, 10:15:07

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