Ummm...

"oh the pitch looks nice" - You've never seen the Carrow Road pitch

"That burger van looks like it's had a clean" - Having never been to Carrow Road, you wouldn't know the cleanliness of burger vans.

"oh look, he's shaved his hair off!" - I'll give you that one.

"mars bar is 45p now, it was 40p last season" - Once again, your absence from Carrow Road means you are unlikely to know how much a Mars bar is.

Posted By: Brom, Jul 18, 13:24:27