Tombs incredibly hard NCFC Quiz

So you think you're a NCFC Fan then? Try my exceedingly tough quiz which will sort out the men from the PK's:

1. What is the name of Norwich's first ever ground?

A. The Nest
B. The Sett
C. Sir Marmaduke Hussey

2. What is the name of the well known City supporting celebrity chef?

A. Delia Smith.
B. Cyrille Smith.
C. The Dali Lama.

3. What is your favourite type of book?

A. Anything NCFC related
B. Any book about sport in general.
C. Anything that the hunky ex Royal Marine laid next to you in bed is reading.

4. Bugger me! Norwich have got through to the first ever FA Cup Final at the new Wembley stadium but your boss teels you that you have to work on that day, do you:

A. Pull a sicky and go anyway
B. Smuggle in a transistor radio and listen to the game secretly.
C. Pull a sicky and go on your own and see some talentless spotty "Indy" band play a "secret gig" in a backstreet boozer.

5. A gorgeous 6 ft blond with massive jugs latches onto you in a pub and begs you to allow her to blow you off in her car later but she lets slip she's an ardent Ipswich fan, do you:

A. Politely decline, but slip one up her grinner later to teach her a lesson.
B. Do it anyway and hope that your mates never find out your sordid little secret
C. Flatly refuse but offer to bum her West Ham supporting brother instead so that you can remain PC and not risk offending her.

6. Which of the following have never played for Norwich:

A. Andy Hughes
B. Andy Hughes
C. Andy Hughes

7. You think that Roy Waller is:

A. An embarrassment but means well
B. A darned good commentator
C. That fat f**k off of Pop Idol

8. You bought a Lamp at a car boot last weekend and when you polished it up at home a Genie popped out and granted you a single wish. Which of the following is nearest to your ideal?

A. That a ridiculously rich Russian Oil magnate bought the club out and invested squintillions of dosh into it making it the biggest force in European football for ever.
B. That Iwan Roberts came back in some type of an administrative role.
C. That your internet connection speed was even faster.

9. Your season ticket has just turned up on the doormat, do you think that:

A. "I hope it's diametrically opposite the Canary Fairy"
B. "I had better be worth the f**king money this time."
C. "Why have they sent me this?"

10. Your in the Barclay on matchday when a sudden urge for an emergency dump hits you, do you:

A. Hang on and risk it popping out as you've never missed a minute of a home game ever.
B. Nip out and curl one down on the throne hoping that you don't miss a goal.
C. Dunno, I've never been to Carrow Rd.

How did you do? Well....

Mostly A's: Wow! You really are a died in the wool city fan, well done!

Mostly B's: Your quite keen on the Canaries but you are allowing external influences ruin your Anorak potential.

Mostly C's: Oh dear it's worse than we thought! Either you're an Ipswich fan or you'd better get your arse down to Somerset house and change your name to Himsworth.

Posted By: Tomblander, Jul 18, 09:37:01