So anyway, there's this...

...bloke and he's in an up-market bar when he spies this really classy looking lady across the room...thinking that she's a bit of looker he goes up to her and asks if he can buy her a drink to which she replies, "yes"..

He gets her a G&T and brings it over to her and they begin to chat ? it?s not long before they are engrossed in deep conversation with large smatterings of flirting...after a short while, the geezer asks her what her name is, "Mercedes Krug Porsche" she replies, "I aspire to the better things in life and my name is a reflection of my personal aspirations ? there will be no second best for this lady"..

There then follows a long chat about ambitions and personal goals and the time fly?s by - all of a sudden the barman is calling last orders and it's time to go...the man decides he wants to see Mercedes Krug Porsche again and asks for her phone number to which she happily obliges...she?s about to ask him for his when she exclaims, "Jesus, how rude am I? We've been chatting all this time and I never once asked you your name!" "That's OK" he says, "I didn't take it personally, it's Charlie Beer Cunt"..

Posted By: Fierce Panda, Jul 14, 11:33:08