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CALLER: oooooh lino, you are the best lino in the world, I luuuurve the way you thrust your proud, firm flag as high up as it will go. When you signal for a sub, can you wiggle your hips seductively at me?

CALLEE: Mmmm. But what do you actually want?

CALLER: Well, big boy....make me an offer....

CALLEE: Well we've got a deal on meatza pizza - buy two get a garlic bread for free?

CALLER: Fuck. Wrong number.

Posted By: Partial Angler, Jul 14, 10:08:50