My mates got a old porno of a lass pissing on a mans face, and the music dub over is

the theme tune to this is your life

When he showed me it, I was just expecting Michael Aspel to walk in on the film, and the background moves away to show the audience

"er Hello, you thought you came here tonight to have someone piss on your face, but you're wrong, This is your life, come with me"

*applause, adverts*

Posted By: pants, Jul 13, 12:44:03