Recite how you were at work one day, and you went over to a lass you liked

but she had just farted a right stinker and went a bit red as you went round

Using your great wit and tact, you said "god it f**king stinks doesn't it, must be the drains from outside, it's quite an old building. Do you fancy coming back to my house later, I've got lesbian w**k inferno on dvd with unseen footage?"

Posted By: pants, Jul 13, 12:31:08