Mike, have you seen how many posts there have been along those lines?

It would have been far funnier if you said, "I went to Italy, found Materazzi, reached inside his throats and pulled out both his lungs with a pair of heated tongs."

Especially if you'd closed the post with "This is not a joke."

Posted By: Ottosson Foxtrot, Jul 12, 21:01:56