World class s**tter more like...

...having run onto the pitch as a sub once he immediately shat himself (bad guts and he shouldn't ahve been playing)...to try to cover up the thick streaks of brown running down the back of his thighs he launched into a mahoosive sliding tackle to try and blend the s**t in with mud - Linekar was famed for not doing such things...Stuart Pearce remarked that "he looked like a small woodland animal" after the tackle..

Posted By: Fierce Panda, Jul 12, 12:22:24