I might galvanise them into a huge window-licking army of complete and utter fruitloops

and attack Prospect House demanding that Madge H Paul has a regular 'Sun-type' page 3 slot and that Fortress Fucking H (that bastion of banal, insipid, superfluous, pointless, frozen pea-infested, pizza-eating t**tishness) is raised to the ground by Ian Gibson in a JCB with a phone mast hat on.

Chris Lakey reports on it in a story about how Neil Haverson's house was destroyed and it had some mutton in it, entitled:

"House with mutton in it destroyed. Mutton rhymes with Sutton - Chris Sutton comeback King for City?"

Posted By: malkybarkid, Jul 12, 11:49:05