I think I suggested a story for them some time ago

Dramatic rifts emerged at Colney yesterday following a furious disagreement between City star Darren Huckerby, incompetent ignoramous Nigel Worthington and tiger fodder Andy Hooves.

"I wanted mint choc chip but all they had left was raspberry ripple", fulminated the mercurial winger. "Who ever eats raspberry ripple without it being forced on them?"

Worthington said "With regards to the ice cream sit-you-eeeeation, I am very pleased with the temperature and consistency and I'm sure if we keep this work ethic going we can sort out any minor differences over flavour in time."

Norwich CEO Neil Doncaster said "I can categorically confirm that at Board level there is no split. Largely because Munby ate the last banana. We're having baked Alaska instead."

Andy Who said "WHO LET THAT FUCKING TIGER LOOSE?"

Posted By: Partial Angler, Jul 12, 11:19:05