Old joke

Victoria Beckham is being chauffered through the country when they hit a cow outside a farm. Victoria says to the chauffer "You must go in and offer to pay for the cow." So he gets out of the car, goes into the farmhouse and still hasn't returned half an hour later. An hour goes by and still no sign of him. After an hour and a half out comes the chauffer, staggering, with lipstick marks all over his face.
"What happened to you?" Victoria says.
"I went in there, explained what happened, and the farmer sat me down and offered me a brandy. Then his wife came over and offered me a blow job. Then his daughter took me upstairs and made love to me for an hour."
"Really?" says Victoria, "I thought they'd be mad at you! What did you say to them?"
The chauffer says "I just said 'I'm Victoria Beckham's driver and I just killed the cow'."

Posted By: Capital Canary, Jun 17, 10:46:59