Translation:

After watching Celebrity Love Island, we will be sending agents to take up positions at the French DGSE to learn how it is possible to commit murder and a state-sponsored act of war in a friendly country and get away with it scot-free with no sanctions from the international community.

We will also be infiltrating the French Football Association's national team to learn their deadly unarmed combat techniques.

Allahu Akbar.

Posted By: Iwan Husarmi, Jul 10, 20:44:41