How about (liberally 'borrowed' from Half Man Half Biscuit) ...

Joe Royle and David Sheepshanks went to Rome to see the Pope,
Joe Royle and David Sheepshanks went to Rome to see the Pope,
Joe Royle and David Sheepshanks went to Rome to see the Pope,
And the Pope said to his Aide

"Who the f**king Hell are Ipswich?
Who the f**king Hell are Ipswich?
Who the f**king Hell are Ipswich?
In relation to me getting out of bed?"

Posted By: Ottosson Foxtrot, Jun 17, 00:48:01