Rock icons quiz

Who are:
1.For being the most overated human being since the big f**king bang. Your pitiful efforts at poetry and music make Prince bastard Andrew seem like a f**king rennaisance man you fat, bearded wife beating c**ting charlatan. If I was Jesus, I'd resurrect you just so I could f**king kill you again.
American poet? American c**t, more like. Cunt

2. You are not an alternative outrageous, sweary rebel.
What you are is a middle-aged and very rich man with badly dyed hair, skanky teeth, and the manners of an autistic two-year-old.

3. For being a precocious f**kwitt acting like a 15 year old girl who's had

a) a bottle of Smirnoff ice and is, like, tooootally bolloxed

b) had her first spliff and is, like, tooootally bolloxed.

She's now got a piss-laughable Transatlantic twang. Her records are a nerve-jangling, endless f**king mess like she got lessons in how to piss off people and be on the f**king radio ALL day from Dido Furtado.

Grow up and FUCK OFF BACK TO ..........

4. FAT GINGER CUNT WITH A TERRIBLE ATTITUDE TO PARTICULARLY YOUNG WOMEN, AND YES, I KNOW I'M SHOUTING...

5. I recently read that she refuses to get her tits out. Now listen, b***h, I'm sorry to be the one to tell you this, but you are s**t at singing. And you have nice full tits. Think about it.

Stop singing; get your tits out you welsh bint.

Posted By: Winged Eel Creosote, Jun 17, 00:18:15