f**k my old birkenstocks, they only got rid of the ribble valley constituency

it changed to "pendle and clitheroe" in the 2024 boundary redraw which isn't nearly as euphonius a constituency name.

there are some cracking contestants in the runners and riders but i'm going for "arundel and south downs" as the heir apparent.

notable mentions in dispatches goes to:

glastonbury and somerton
godalming and ash
amber valley
beverley and holderness
bexhill and battle
bicester and woodstock
grantham and bourne

conversely there is an inverse version of clunky af constituency names:

birmingham hodge hill and solihull north

great grimsby and cleethorpes

luton south and south bedfordshire

and finally, goole and pocklington which sound like two village constables in a pg wodehouse novel.

i need to get out more.

Posted By: Tombs, Oct 5, 20:38:19