lol! It's the letters and profanisaurus section that did it

"Old Bailey Bird" n.

Something along the lines of: a woman so damn ugly that you'd need to smuggle her into your house with a towel over her head, much in the same way of a paedophile is led into court, to avoid the subsequent howls of laughter from your friends.

Posted By: Stoopish, Jul 7, 11:24:09