"For singing vacuous f**king nursery rhymes while trying to impress everyone with the notion that within each song lies a great ocean of profundity and emotion.
There is no ocean. There's not even a f**king puddle.
I'd rather have a cheese grater run over my f**king privates than have to listen to another one of your pointless Hallmark-card dronings, you witless, whiny, alopecian c**t."
Posted By: Winged Eel Creosote, Jun 16, 22:52:06
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