SIGN HIM UP, SIGN HIM UP, SIGN HIM UP

Nigel Worthington unveiled his shock new signing today, target man Adam Brandon.

"He's a big lad notmean, investing in youth notmean, will help us with the target man sityooashun, Earnie looking forward to partnership notmean, physical lad, tough game, hard work, good engine, cheap as chips"

Adam said "It's a boyhood dream come true for me. I wasn't sure if I was ready to leave Sunday park football but as soon as I saw the facilities at Colney I was sold on the club. I've already installed a webcam in the showers for XXL16. I had really a productive meeting with the gaffer, where I told him he was a useless c**t who couldn't run a bath."

Posted By: Old Git, Jul 6, 18:01:06