deschamps looks like my old primary school caretaker

he had a little whippet he used to ferry into school balanced on a little offcut of plywood wrapped in some sacking on the footwell of his vespa.

for some reason i decided that it would be a brilliant idea to set fire to the sacking with a magnifying glass and the power of solar energy. things rapidly escalated and i got into quite a bit of bother.

but what was he thinking ffs, two highly combustable substances in close proximity to a tank of high octane petrol. what an idiot. piss easy to pin the blame it on a 7 year old. in hindsight i should have lawyered up.

Posted By: Tombs, Jul 9, 21:53:58