Flew one back in 2004 during Operation Iraqi Freedom. Me and Eddie ‘Bunghole’ Harris were

seconded to the yanks 4th Fighter Wing helping to maintain a fleet of F-15E Strike Eagles, mainly checking some of the buttons in the front bit.

We got called up on a black op mission (Yankee Doodle Andy Pandy) to Fallujah after a Blackwater USA convoy had been ambushed. Bunghole and I had been out the night before at the Al Jaber base mess and got absolutely chandeliered on a heady mix of Kuwaiti cactus pips and German spinjuice. Bunghole was so incapable, he swamped his pit.

Setting off at 0400 hours, we left Kuwait, heading for Fallujah. As we neared Samawah, a Tawny Pipit hit the windscreen, causing the pilot to turn violently left. Bunghole was still planked and fell out, right over the side as we flew over the Barakat Al-Karim market.

A group of Danish fops found him in February 2021 on the outskirts of Al-Masal village. He was living in a hole underneath a sheet of corrugated iron which had the word ‘Twat’ painted on it. He had heavy denier tights on and his arms were in a large bucket beside his makeshift cot.

Posted By: malkybarkid, Jul 9, 13:38:27