never did i think i'd ever see somebody top the bloke sat in his car

nibbling on the end of a big xl block of cathedral city cheddar like a rat, until today.

i've just witnessed a man stood at the back of his car at tesco harfy bridges, boot lid deployed as a banquet table, attacking a vast tesco chickpea salad with all the grace of a zoo animal at feeding time whilst wearing one of those flimsy petrol-station gloves, as if that was the bit preserving his dignity. he was proper shovelling it in with bits falling out of his trap all over the boot lid.

Posted By: Tombs, Jun 6, 16:04:57