no futtern googling or using t**tgpt etc... winner gets to carve "2026 champion" on a potato of their choice and keep it.
1. I’m going to throw a little pippy orb of summer goodness.
2. His full name is two first names, and his last name is the same as a chilled herbivorous hippy who’s got a boingy friend with a wiggly tash.
3. A vehicle that delivers grub from a well-known supermarket.
4. I like my telly controller gizmo to be honest with me, even a little blunt.
5. Imagine a lovely, shiny sphere-type object crushed up into a thick, not-so-fruity spread that would break your teeth on a bit of sourdough.
6. These optimistic folk love a single downward tilt of the skull triggered by agreement.
7. A town up the coast from The Big One where it rains so much you always need a knee-length waterproof jacket.
8. Don’t trust these guys because they’re a sycophantic, handwringing bunch of damply ingratiating unpleasantness.
9. These lot are traditional master craftsmen, forging bubbles into an irresistible (have I spelt that correctly) melt-in-your-mouth experience.
10. If only this super-hard lump of carbon had legs that bent in the middle, it would be able to do this.
Posted By: Tombs, May 22, 19:38:00
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