i'd like to thank my family and my legal team and say a hige thank you to the public

for the many messages of support. i'd also like to thank the manager of b&q and my robot lawnmower for their unstinting support and guidance throughout this difficult ordeal. that concludes my statement to the media, i'd kindly ask now for some privacy for my family and robot lawnmower now as we strive together to put this whole sordid affair behind us and move on with our lives.

thank you

Posted By: Tombs, May 15, 20:05:35