Bing Crosby is sitting alone at a bar...

When in walks David Bowie, looking really depressed. “What’s up?” asks Bing. “I don’t know what to do” says David. “My inflatable arse has collapsed. “Oh don’t worry,” says Bing. “You can borrow my rubber bum pump”. “Your rubber bum pump”? “My rubber bum pump”.

Posted By: Wild Edric, May 8, 15:36:22