what dismayed me most about that there pre-video youpipe advert is that screwfix

are pimping off mo farrahs running abilities as a sprint delivery service when he clearly was a long distance exponent of the form of dynamic perambulation. i find this slightly patronising, and to put it bluntly, an insult to my mediocre intelligence.

so, f**k you screwfix. i'm going to toolstations in future. or travis perkins for timber only because it's closer. although, if i'm honest, i do like a good mosey around cushions yard truth be told. maybe pop into go outdoors afterwards.

Posted By: Tombs, Apr 15, 09:26:55