Customer: Why is the pub such a mess?
Barman: A famous Spanish actor came in earlier, got really drunk and smashed the place up!
Customer: Javier Bardem?
Barman: No but if he does it again I will for sure.
Posted By: Cellophane Flowers, Apr 8, 11:51:19
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- Should probably have barred him straight away tbf
Posted By: jamesward, Apr 8, 14:54:34 - Have you seen my Willy?
Posted By: Ethel Skinner, Apr 8, 14:37:51
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