And ye, our Lord said unto those gathered

Go forth from this place, and gathereth about chocolate in great abundance. And shapeth that chocolate into hollow eggs that may contain yet more chocolate. And wrappeth those in coloured foil, and placeth them in cardboard boxes. And then gazeth upon these eggs and you will know that they are good and will please God.

But the gathered host were mystified and let out a great cry and said under Jesus “what the actual f**k are you talking about? That doesn’t make any sense at all.”.

And Jesus said “look just shut up and do as you’re f**king told.”. And all knew that it would be so.

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