And he's fantastic value for money in terms of ratio of pounds sterling to pounds weight

Price to weight ratio is obviously Worthy's new transfer methodology.

FOURTEEN AND A HALF STONE!!!!! = 203lbs.

Say he costs, ummm, what sort of price would an idiot like Worthy pay for a clapped out carthorse, let's say 250k [arrgh].

That means that each POUND of footballer costs you ONE THOUSAND TWO HUNDRED AND THORTY ONE POUNDS.

Now that is real value for money in terms of pound for pound. Compare that with Earnshaw - he weighs ten stone 7, which is 147 POUNDS, but the little bugger cost us 3,500,000 ENGLISH POUNDS. That means that each and every POUND of Earnshaw cost us TWENTY THREE THOUSAND, EIGHT HUNDRED AND TEN POUNDS STERLING.

So in Worthy-World, where Arbeit Macht Football, Earnshaw is way over-priced and Howard is a real bargain.

Posted By: Old Git, Jul 3, 09:46:22