Remember taking the pup to watch Hancock there years ago. Collected the tickets and it

said Screen 4. Had been there loads before and was never aware of a fourth screen. Eventually found a door that led to a cupboard under the stairs with about 20 seats in front of a big f*cking telly.

I'm going to have Will Smith play me in the film adaption to go full meta.

Posted By: Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Apr 1, 09:32:48