Last I saw the jigsaw in the break room was 50 pieces short.
I'm pretty decent at them, so smashed in 40 pieces in around 20 minutes.
Left 10 in case it upset peeps who've spent weeks doing it.
Ralf Pantzenshatz went on break and saw it was finished.
He asked Smelly Kelly Skidkecks if she had because they had been doing it for ages.
Smelly Kelly Skidkecks said no so they suspected I did.
Super Bev from the lab thought it was funny and asked me. I told her what I did.
Super Bev confronted Smelly Kelly Skidkecks and she said she had finished it, but for some reason lied when asked, kicking off Jigsawgate.
Shatzenpantz and Skidkecks have made up and started a new 1000 piece one.
I did 200 pieces in and an hour after work tonight.
See what gives tomoz.
The End
Posted By: Lentil Weaver, Mar 25, 22:04:35
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