How's this for starters?

One is 3 times World Player of the Year, European Footballer of the Year, and won just about everything possible.

The other is a cretinous lower-league thug with a poor strike rate (Less than 1 in 3) who was lucky to see the light of day above League 1.

You're right, Steve Howard every time! :-P

Posted By: Iwan Husarmi, Jul 2, 09:35:06