did you not put any flags up? tut

actually my next door neighbours are safricans. there's a japanese woman down the road but i haven't seen here for yonks so maybe she's dead.

then there's terry from derry up the other end of the village i half suspect he's part of an PIRA sleeper cell so i installed a ring doorbell, can't be too careful.

i've been told that there's a chinese family in the close but again i've yet to verify this with a visual. we've got a standard issue norfolk hillbilly tribe who cut around in white vans and "one life live it" pimped up land rovers.

new folks have moved in opposite they appear to be indigenous but it's not always easy to tell these days.

we did have an american up the road but they f**ked off about 9 years ago.

apart from that everything seems to be un-colonised.

Posted By: Tombs, Mar 11, 15:03:03