my geography master was particularly interesting

"ahhh i remember teaching your father, has he still got the scars from when i used to cane him?" on my first ever lesson with him.

to another boy - "Balding, if you ever speak out of turn again I will hang you out the window by your ballsack and cut them off with rusty scissors"

To a girl - "are you always this ugly or is it just for my lessons?"

Utter knobend but he got all his pupils A's as everyone was too scared not to work. hard bastard too, he was bitten by a parrot fish (i think it was) and enzymes from the fishes mouth started eating into his skin, and he got a machete and lopped a slice of his calf muscle off to save his leg.

Posted By: Tony Martin, Mar 11, 14:51:35