PSA: icymi it's valentines day tomorrow chaps

24 hour petrol stations are your friend.

failing that, cruise around town and source floral tributes on lamp posts for car accident victims. they offer a free and convenient sentimental alternative tribute to the love of your life. team them up with a humourous moonpig card and boom jackpot, you are in gold medal territory.

Posted By: Tombs, Feb 13, 22:00:48

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