24 hour petrol stations are your friend.
failing that, cruise around town and source floral tributes on lamp posts for car accident victims. they offer a free and convenient sentimental alternative tribute to the love of your life. team them up with a humourous moonpig card and boom jackpot, you are in gold medal territory.
Posted By: Tombs, Feb 13, 22:00:48
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