Any of these

1. Can we get a refund on January?
Request compensation for emotional distress caused by watching Norwich in the transfer window.

2. Official club position on the correct pronunciation of "scone"
Critical supporter engagement issue that's been dividing the fanbase for decades.

3. Investigation into why the Bovril always tastes of disappointment
Serious concerns about whether the concourse beverages are metaphorically linked to on-pitch performance.

4. Mandatory optimism training for long-suffering supporters
Request club-funded therapy sessions to help fans maintain unrealistic expectations season after season.

5. Can we show Love Island on the big screen if we're losing at half-time?
Alternative entertainment options during particularly dire performances - expanding on the Grand National suggestion.

Posted By: footymadman, Feb 3, 13:45:33